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I misread the brochure - turns out this place is famous for its BUTTES. 📷PC: @wanderin_around #icameforthebuttes #stayedforthefrybread #butteiful #standingintheroad #likeanasshole #navajonation #monumentvalley #utah #arizona #4corners #mexicanhat #buttesfordays #buttsforever #sunriseinthesouthwest

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 28, 2018 um 9:16 PDT

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To all the people who pulled into my site and asked if I would share the campsite with them/their families: I lied. 😬 I didn’t really have other people on the way to meet me. I just didn’t know how to tell you “I’m going to be taking lots of nude photos and videos and just generally making an ass of myself out here”... 🔥👖🔥

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jun 28, 2020 um 4:08 PDT

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On a scale of star-sticker to scruffy-dog, how censored should a woman’s (or man’s) body be? 🤔 I’m going live one more time tomorrow at 9pm (CST) to discuss nudity/censorship and my decision to start an OF page. (I’ll be talking about frontal nudity, celebrating bodies of all shapes/sizes/colors/genders, sex work and the stigma associated with that profession, and answering any questions that you have for me!) 🙌🏻 **To my wonderful friends from across the pond - apologies that I selected a time that is probably challenging for you to join live. I’m back at work full-time and have to plan around that, BUT please comment or DM me your questions and I’ll post the video to my stories afterwards!**

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jun 14, 2020 um 8:21 PDT

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👆🏻Me, staring out the window seconds after I got the “your item has shipped” email 👆🏻I am taking my photography to the NEXT LEVEL, and I cannot WAIT to show you what is on the way! I’ll say this much: you’ll get a bird’s-eye view of my bullshit very soon (from no more than 400’)... 🍑🦅#birdseyebuttstuff #SUPfailsfromspace #yogafromabove #somanypossibilities! *This is a #tbt btw. I’m still not traveling...hopefully soonish! Stay healthy, friends!

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Mai 26, 2020 um 12:34 PDT

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It’s that time again: POOPER BLOOPERS! Figured we could all use some laughs right about now...make sure to zoom in on Wembley’s face in the first shot and my face in the last one... (All are throwbacks, because hellooo quarantine, and all photos taken by anyone other than yours truly are noted) 🐶😬 • 1) Incriminating photo of what looks like me aggressively farting on my dog (Kansas City, MO) • 2) Successfully standing in front of a plant/hiding entire buttcrack (Valley View Hot Springs/Orient Land Trust, CO) • 3) Dropping trou WAYYY earlier than everyone else in the group (Buena Vista, CO; 📸: Marnie, I believe?) • 4) Wembley looking like a REALLLL creep while I strip down in a ghost town (Terlingua, TX) • 5) Getting Wembley riled up and then remembering that chasing her, while naked, in the desert might not end too well...(Hamburger Rock/outside of The Needles District of Canyonlands, Utah) • 6) Trying new poses and immediately revealing that I’m *not* a model. (Kansas City, MO) • 7) She who smelt it dealt it (Cowboy Campground/outside of Dead Horse Point State Park, Utah) • 8) ALMOST fell on a cactus...(Guadalupe Mountains National Park, TX) • 9) Welp, I totally misjudged the self-timer AND flower placement 🌻 (Grinter’s Sunflower Farms, KS) • 10) The moment I realized that the people who were all hanging out around the campfire could DEFINITELY see everything... (Farm in MO; 📸: @septarian or @mernk_33)

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Apr 5, 2020 um 6:06 PDT

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Guess which one of us had too much coffee...☕️😬 Swipe if you’re ready to be intimidated by some killer moves. #sorrydads #istoleyourswagger #dadswag #toosexy? #moveoverbeyonce 🌈💜ALSO: this mural was done by my amazing, beautiful, talented friend, @abbyyemm - give her a follow if ya want to support an awesome gal with loads of creativity! 💜🌈

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Feb 23, 2020 um 9:57 PST

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Proud moment: when your National Monument grows up to become a National Park 🎓 Congrats, White Sands! 🙌🏻

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Dez 18, 2019 um 5:23 PST

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🍑 POOPER BLOOPERS 🍑 • 1) When your photographer (little sister) thinks it’s hilarious not to give your phone back (also, this was after the FIRST butt photos I ever took, at the River Gorge Trail in Pfeiffer State Park in Bug Sur) 📸: @wanderin_around • 2) Handstand FAIL...that shit is harrrrrd in sand! (in Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, Michigan) 📸: me • 3) Hiding from humans while nekkid (at Grinter Farm near Lawrence, KS) 📸: me • 4) Nearly falling into the alpine lake (near Cottonwood Pass/Buena Vista, Colorado) 📸: me • 5) Sneezing while nekkid - Wembley was horrified (at Valley View Hot Springs/Orient Land Trust, Colorado) 📸: @maiterzz • 6) Trying to make it look like I’m touching that formation...NAILED IT! (in Carlsbad Caverns National Park, New Mexico) 📸: me • 7) Perfect form, as usual (rooftop in Kansas City, Missouri) 📸: me • 8) Still sucking at handstands (in Rabbit Valley, Colorado/Utah border) 📸: @lulucici • 9) Scuzzlebutt having a moment/shaking it out (in Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona) 📸: me • 10) One of the hundreds of photos of me scrambling to get my clothes back on (right outside of the Blue Line stop on California in Chicago, Illinois) 📸: @wanderin_around

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Dez 14, 2019 um 9:12 PST

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Hair styles, body type, tan lines...all of those evolve over time. So, I find comfort in knowing that some things remain constant. For example, I’m sure in another 30 years I’ll still be doing the same damn poses: running, arms up/forgot my deodorant, staring at the dog (don’t worry - I’ll find a quality taxidermist). 🐶🌝 Photographers in order 📸 1) Mark from Rockville 📸 2) Me 📸 3) Me 📸 4) @wanderin_around 📸 5) Me 📸 6) Me

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Nov 4, 2019 um 5:52 PST

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PSA: it turns out that “my dog hasn’t noticed any abnormalities” isn’t an appropriate reason to skip the gynecologist/dermatologist. 🌈 #themoreyouknow💫

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 21, 2019 um 4:19 PDT

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That time I went on a road trip with my dog and Thing. 🐕✋🏻#ButtcrackThrowback #AddamsFamily #FallShit #AngleFail #OrWin???? 🤔

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 1, 2019 um 7:19 PDT

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Since I don’t have children, the closest thing I get to achieving parenting success/satisfaction is by embarrassing my dog daily. #imveryfulfilled #parentingwin #blessed

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Aug 25, 2019 um 11:17 PDT

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Fact: the harder you squeeze/clench your buttcheeks, the less likely you are to fall over the edge. #crackfacts #buttcrackthrowback #stillscared #evenwithabarrier

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Mai 2, 2019 um 6:55 PDT

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Butt-crack throw-back 🌊 Hot tip: never trust a stranger who, unsolicited, says “you’re almost there!” while on a long hike, or “the water isn’t as cold as it looks!” (Still do the hike and get in that water, though.)

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Apr 8, 2019 um 5:42 PDT

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I was thinking the other day about my favorite shots, and there’s no doubt this #backsidethrowback would be at the top of the list...not just because of the image, but because of the backstory. 👉🏻 The night before, Wembley and I camped in a tent in Davis Mountains State Park (in western Texas, USA). It was November so we were some of the only campers there, excluding a bunch of wild critters that visited after sundown (pretty sure I saw a jaguarundi sniffing my grill late that night after I had cooked some brats...weird looking cat!) 🏕 Anywho, we woke up before sunrise the next morning, I tore the site down/packed up, and headed toward this art installation I’d wanted to see. Turns out it’s RIGHT NEXT TO a busy-as-hell highway. (My tripod was set up just a few feet from the highway in this shot.) So here I am, naked, running around a highway in the middle of western Texas at sunrise, with a tripod and a dog, trying to hide behind my car every time a semi would speed by. (And yes, I had Wembley safely with me or in the car between shots!) 📷 After about 30 minutes of freezing my ass off while watching trucks come and go over the horizon and then running around like a lunatic, I thought I’d gotten a few shots I could use. So, we got back into the Camry and drove to a gas station to use the bathroom (it’s a glamorous life!) As I was sitting in the car, (enjoying the brief opportunity to use my cell phone and tell my folks I was still alive), I watched truckers fill up their tanks. I wondered if any of them had seen a blur of flesh a few miles back on Highway 90 and thought, “no...couldn’t be...” 🍑

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jan 28, 2019 um 9:48 PST

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Nekkid Fact: I have literally played connect-the-dots with my mosquito bites.

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Sep 15, 2018 um 11:41 PDT

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When the rest of your body defies gravity, but your big butt doesn’t get the memo...😬 PC: @lulucici

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Sep 30, 2018 um 8:58 PDT

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“GET OVER HERE! THIS POOP LOOKS FRESH!!!” -me/my sister on any given hike/trip. Unintended consequence of adventuring: spending lots of time observing and discussing the bowel movements of animals/ourselves. (This time we followed the trail of turds and found the herd of buffalo in #TRNP - they were MUCH closer than they appear in this shot...honest!) PC: @wanderin_around

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jan 9, 2019 um 10:22 PST

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Yesterday was the 10 YEAR anniversary from when I adopted Wembley up in Chicago! She’s been my #rideordie ever since. 😍🐶😍 If you’re looking for your own adventure buddy, please consider visiting a shelter/rescue. Adopting Wembley came with challenges: she has separation anxiety and is part schnauzer, so she lacks any self-awareness of the volume of her voice/is always at an 11. BUT she’s also the sweetest thing and is always learning cool new shit (like paddleboarding, which she just did for the first time 6 months ago and is now pretty much a professional). She’s also a retired certified therapy dog, so she even contributed to her community! (I’d vote for her.) ✔️ If you have the love/time/energy/resources and are looking for an animal (even a specific breed), please consider adopting. I’m rewarded EVERY day for doing so, and I hope I’m lucky enough to have 10 more years with this little beast! ❤️🐶❤️ CUTE ALERT: The last photo was taken right around when I adopted Wembley, if you want to see what puppy Scuzz looked like...

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Nov 12, 2018 um 1:07 PST

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Hanging out with the full moon 🌚 during first light as the sun woke up 🌝...had the beach to myself for an hour or so (and no, I wasn’t naked the whole time...if you’re familiar with stable flies you’ll understand...they were insatiable! ) Such a beautiful area...proud to call the UP my birthplace!

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Aug 3, 2018 um 1:38 PDT

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USUALLY, I wait until the coast is clear before I strip down for one of these shots...well, not this time! When we got to Buck Hill (the highest accessible point in Theodore Roosevelt National Park) for sunrise, there was one other person up there. We pulled-up behind his car: his license plate read: MR BEAST. We hiked the short, steep trail to the top and saw him perched on the rock with his camera and tripod (I brought mine, too, so my sister could get a break from my butt). I said hello and asked, “which one of you is Mister Beast: you, or the car?” He explained that it’s a nickname his students gave him (he’s an elementary school teacher). I didn’t believe him for a second (let’s be real: he absolutely gave himself the nickname), but went on to ask what he taught (history) and then we chatted about the parks. I didn’t want to waste any more time before the sun rose completely, so I said, “just so ya know, I take photos of my butt, so shit’s about to get weird.” He said “go for it”, and I stripped down and started shooting. He didn’t seem to give a damn and after a moment or two he wandered off down the hill, after telling me to watch out for rattlesnakes (he saw one on that trail the morning prior). So, there you have it: the story of when Mr. Beast met Ms. Cheeks.

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Aug 7, 2018 um 5:06 PDT

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Prediction: sales of calamine lotion and aloe vera/after-sun products skyrocket tomorrow. HAPPY WORLD NUDE HIKING DAY, EVERYBODY!!

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jun 21, 2018 um 6:34 PDT

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Came for the fly fishing...but forgot our waders.

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Nov 7, 2017 um 9:09 PST

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Runnin’ down a dream.

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 11, 2017 um 6:39 PDT

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*Disclaimer: I did not receive any compensation for this plug* Wembley has asked that I give her new startup a shout-out: she’s freelancing as a bouncer/lookout and is currently taking new clients for this fall/winter. She charges by the hour, and may be compensated in string cheese. (1 sleeve per half hour) She also requires that you allow her to sample any lotion/sunscreen/etc that you wear to the event, ideally when you’re least expecting it. Services may be cancelled at any time if a squirrel is sensed nearby. DM for details. 🐾🐶🐾

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 7, 2017 um 6:33 PDT

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Hey, friends! (Yeah, YOU!) The bad news: while on the road last week, I experienced some car concerns and had to turn around/cancel my trip back to Arkansas. So, no photos of Megan's Crack from Hawksbill Crag. The good news: I made it back in one piece and will live to embarrass my family another day! Hopefully this photo from Wembley's first trip to Zion last fall will suffice until I can get our asses back in gear and on the road...until then, here's to being wild and free and occasionally responsible. 🍻😎✌🏻🐶

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jun 30, 2017 um 5:28 PDT

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It my Assiversary!!! THANK YOU to all of you bootyful people who have followed my ass for a year (or more!) Exactly 1 year ago today I posted my first butt shot...these are ALL of the photos taken the very first time I stripped down in nature (on 7/14/16, which ironically happens to be National Nudity Day...fate was telling me something...) Whether you follow for the nature, the doggo, or the buns, THANK YOU for being a part of my journey. That includes folks like the beautiful @katesalk - we've been following each other for a year now and she posts some WONDERFUL travel photos, too! Go check her out! Who knew Big Sur and Big Butts would turn into something so...well, BIG?!? Also, thanks to my little sister who took these photos - if it weren't for her, this series may not have ever happened. (That's what family is for, right?? Embarrassment in public. The last shot is one of me trying to get my phone back from her...she takes lots of those.) #Assiversary #sistershit #runsinthefamily #THANKYOU!!

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Jul 15, 2017 um 8:29 PDT

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Time to answer the most frequently asked question: "Why is your ass so white when it gets so much sun??" 😎 It's because I have a genetic condition that causes the melanin in my bu-UM NO. It's because I'm not naked ALL of the time, people! I usually snap a shot, run around for a bit, maybe hop in a body of water, and then put my damn clothes back on. Yeah, it's fun for a while, but there's usually some nuisance that shows up eventually (bugs, foliage, people). That, and any time I'm naked and high up/near something dangerous, I keep thinking about my parents learning that I was in a horrible accident...naked...and they'd just lose their fucking minds. So, THAT'S why my ass isn't tan. 🍑🤜🏻🌝

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Mai 23, 2017 um 5:47 PDT

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IT'S FINALLY HERE! Wembley and I leave for our first road trip of the year this week! We are ready to get our asses out there - fresh air, vitamin D, questionable hygiene, dietary choices that would make any health nut squirm - let's DO this! Ready to bring home my favorite souvenir: clothes that reek of campfire.

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Apr 17, 2017 um 6:09 PDT

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I'd like to caption this with something about how my sweet dog follows me wherever I go, but we all know she's just trying to sneak up on me and lick behind my knee... #likeacreep #salty #likemysoul

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Mär 28, 2017 um 8:48 PDT

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Yes, I do have a face...and a voice, too! If you aren't sick of my ass yet, you can listen to me talk about it: kcur.org/post/technology-and-wilderness-leon-jordan 😁 We discuss the role of technology in the wild, getting naked in nature, and a National Geographic photographer talks about his experiences in the parks! (Unrelated: I realize it looks like Wembley is reaching for my crotch here...I promise I was not sexually assaulted by my dog. Honest.)

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 22, 2016 um 1:37 PDT

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Morning stretches brought to you by: Too Much Coffee and Surprising the Hell Outta Your Neighbors. Thought the folks at site #12 were out on a hike...I was wrong. (Also: almost fell on a cactus...falling while nekkid = not attractive. And I have the burst of photos to prove it.)

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Nov 15, 2016 um 5:41 PST

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First in line for Black Friday

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Nov 25, 2016 um 4:07 PST

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I'm taking your suggestions/recommendations - I want to hear where YOU want to see my ass travel next! Wembley and I will be hitting the road in 30 days, and our schedule is wide open...where are some of your favorite places? Where would you suggest a girl and her dog set up camp in November?? (Hint: I'm thinking TX, NM, AZ, UT, and CA...) 😊🐶

Ein Beitrag geteilt von ↟ m e g a n ↟ (@holdon2yerbutts) am Okt 5, 2016 um 9:37 PDT